Bubba vs. McKenzie: Round One

I went over to visit the other SexyPets this past weekend. Usually everyone is chill, but for some reason McKenzie had a stick up her butt.

The stupid bitch wouldn't let me on the porch. I think she was on the rag or something. She was all hissin' and trying to bite me. Whatever. I'm never going to go over there again. Fizzy doesn't act like that, what a snob.





Here she is again, trying to mess up my grill. This went on for like a half hour. What a pyscho, right?












This little pansy wouldn't get out of the box to help me. What a homo. He said he always hides when she gets in a tussy. I'd tell that bitch what was up. Pansy.






I'm never going over there again. Mama says that when she goes to Vegas I have to stay there. I'll torture those jerk off's like they've never been tortured before. They have NO IDEA what is comin' their way.