SexyPets: PreWeekend UpDate

Sooo..ohmigod. We are all like sooo sorry we haven't updated in like a MILLENIOM.

Everybody is way busy, but I have a few minutes after my HOT workout, so I'll clue you into whats been going on in the SexyPet world.



Bubba: I haven't seen Bubba in while. I overheard my roommate on the phone talking to his Mom, and it sounded like Bubba was getting a little freaky! Missionary Style! Aren't dogs supposed to do it Doggystyle? Yeah.
Well evidently he's a Casinova, and he gives it do his lover the right way. If I weren't a SexxxyHotPussyCat I'd totally ride that Pug Love. Its too bad he's in love with that stupid stuffed bitch. What a ho.




Fizzy: I'm still waiting for that bitch to give me back the $5 I loaned him for a Taxi Cab.


Maude: All this fat bastard does is lay around and sleep. Do you know how lazy he is? He lays down on the floor in front of the food dish *IN EVERYONE ELSE'S WAY*and scoops the food into his lazy dumb mouth. You'll never get a post out of him. Unless we run out of food, then he'll be begging for someone to rescue him. Loser.

Chuan: This little crack whore is constantly up my ass. Everywhere I go, she's falling behind. Look, even when I work out she has to be watching. She always sleeps by me and is always touching me and telling me how hot I am. Duh. I already know I'm hot. I think she just wants to make out with me. Whatever.

We will all try to update Waaaay more. We're sorry from out little Sexy Hearts that we suck so much.

Peace out you Sexy Bitches!

-McKenzie