Bubba barf n' poo!

man...i feel like CRAP today...my butthole is a veritable sprinkler of liquid poo!! thankfully momma took me to the vet and i'm ok..just got an "intestinal infection"...which means momma spent $150 for virtually NOTHING. and she's pissed! luckily she's not takin it out on me, though..she's being reeeeally nice..guess she feels bad for me...hehe little does she know it's my own retarded pug fault for eating her toilet brush on monday while she was at work!! hahahahahahahbllluuuurrrrrgghghhh ..oh..maybe i shouldn't laugh so hard i make myself vomit. again.