In Da Tub

50 Bent - In Da Tub
Go duckyIt’s your bath dayWe gonna splash you likeIt’s your bath dayWe gonna float your ass just likeIt’s your bath dayBut don’t you even try to runCause it’s your bath dayCan find me in the tubBasin full of sudsWaterGot what I needTo get the dirt goneAin’t into showerin’So I’m putting in the plugDon’t come here with no spongeThis is all about fun(2x)When I roll up in the bathroomIt means I’m gonna do itThe tub is getting’ deepAs the water flows into itBubble bath up in the mixAnd bubbles turning into sudsIf you wanna get up inThen I can probly hook you upNow I’m about to changeClothes off, trunks onSlide into an inner tubeCause I don’t swim without it onWatch how I get inSo you don’t have to fall if you slipHappened to me a couple timesBut I don’t walk with a limpNow I’m in the tub and damnThis bath water too hotSo I’m about to regulateBy adding cold so it’s notAnd holla when the temperatureIs where I like it to be thoughDon’t bring it to no boilBut it don’t be no ice showI’m full of focus manBath toys on my mindI put the ducky in the tubCause he’s the rubber-made kindAnd now I like to splash aroundSo ducky can floatOh no you didn’t touch the drainAin’t ready to goCan find me in the tubBasin full of sudsWaterGot what I needTo get the dirt goneAin’t into showerin’So I’m putting in the plugDon’t come here with no spongeThis is all about fun(2x)My toysMy sudsMy water thingsWithout themBath time’s not the sameMy boatMy squirt gunsSubmarinesAnd my favorite oneRubber Ducky is his nameYou know I love itDon’t nobody hate itSo what you mad?I thought that you’d be happy I’m bathin’I’m that kat from the tubWho be cleanin’ up rightYou that dirty ass hippyWith a filthy back sideBack in the tubNow I’m pumpin’ up the raftIt’s onBut when I realize there ain’t no roomThe raft is goneBut that’s aightWhen you in the tubThere’s plenty to learnAnd now I’m makin bubble creaturesCause I ain’t that concerned.I been up in the tub so longThat it’s time to pick the Dial™ upMy fingers getting prunyAs I watch the lather pile upBut I ain’t finished here, nawAdd a bottle of sudsYou all know where I’m gonna beCan find me in the tubBasin full of sudsWaterGot what I needTo get the dirt goneAin’t into showerin’So I’m putting in the plugDon’t come here with no spongeThis is all about fun.
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I was totally gonna write this, but someone else had already done it WAAAAAYYY better!
We are the sexy pet cousins: Jedi and Tarkin.