5 things. Bubba-style

1. i dig to make water come. if i dig at my bowl, water goes in to it! i used to carry around my water bowl, but that was when it was plastic and i could grasp it in my teeth. now, it's a person bowl, and i just can't get it to catch.

2. i hump my brother, fizzy, THE CAT. that's pretty fucking weird.

3. i am a great swiffer. i love to eat miscellaneous hairballs/fuzzballs/dustbunnnies that i hunt throughout my domain.

4. when faced with the choice of cat food and cat box, i unfailingly go with the food. for a dog, that's fucked up.

5. i hump a cat. again. fucking weird.