Harps Lager is the beer for me!

Fine - if momma is gonna leave me here with no toilet paper, at least I can pay Fizzy to fetch me a beer. You know that's all she's got in the fridge: beer, milk, diet green tea, ketchup, mustard, A1 (although I haven't been eatin any steak), and thousand island dressing. At least she's got good taste in liquids!