(Bubba)

Ok so like...here I am...sitting in this damn bathroom staring at that stupid baby gate...where's momma??? sittin on her butt talkin on the phone and getting paid phat-like. i can only hope that at some point i'll have to pee and i can do it right here on the bathroom floor just to piss her off. maybe there's something i can destroy nearby...no bathmat, no trash, no TOILET PAPER!?!?!
wtf?? that's my faaaaavorite..i loooove to just unrollrollrollroll that fluffly wonderful stuff! yeah. this sucks.